Your ideaprobably sucks.Let us prove it.
Upload your pitch deck or doc. We'll send back a savage, no-mercy PDF teardown — every flawed assumption, every buzzword abomination, every "disrupting the X space" hallucination — destroyed with facts, logic, and zero corporate politeness.
Just $19 — cheaper than a bad co-founder
The Process
Three steps to total humiliation
Upload Your Pitch
PDF, PPTX, Google Slides link, or a Word doc. We'll take any format. Even the ones that use Comic Sans.
We Tear It Apart
Our analysis checks your TAM claims, competitive moat (or lack thereof), founder-market fit, and whether your revenue projections were made by a caffeinated intern.
You Get the PDF
A structured, brutally honest teardown. No participation trophies. Just what's broken and how bad it is — delivered with surgical precision and mild contempt.
Who is this for?
Everyone who deserves the truth
Roast a Friend's Idea
"Hey man, I think this has legs"
Your co-founder's idea doesn't have legs. It has stumps. We'll put that in writing so you don't have to be the bad guy.
Gut-Check Your Own Startup
Before you quit your job
You've been staring at this idea for 6 months. You're too close to see the gaping holes. We're strangers with no emotional investment. Perfect.
Destroy Someone on LinkedIn
"We're disrupting insurance"
Someone just posted their pitch on Reddit. Their TAM is the global GDP. Their moat is 'first mover advantage.' This calls for a PDF response.
Things people said after getting roasted
“I cried. Then I pivoted. Then I raised $2M. The PDF was right about everything.”
Alex T.
Former 'Uber for dog walking' founder
“It said my TAM calculation was 'impressively wrong in three separate ways.' I framed it.”
Priya M.
Still in stealth mode
“I sent it to my co-founder as an 'anonymous analyst report.' She believed it for two weeks.”
Jake W.
Y Combinator reject, twice
Stop lying to yourself.Get the PDF.
Honest feedback is the rarest thing in startup culture. Your investors won't give it. Your co-founders won't give it. Your mom definitely won't give it. We will.
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